Freitag, 30. Dezember 2011

Michael Jordan Engaged: 5 Gift Ideas For MJ's Wedding

The king of basketball has found his queen…again.

Word has spread that Michael Jordan proposed to girlfriend Yvette Prieto on Christmas Day and everybody wants to know more about this mysterious woman.

Well, there isn’t a whole lot to know. She is a Cuban American that has dabbled in modeling in the past. She used to date Julio Iglesias Jr. (Enrique’s brother) and was sitting next to MJ’s mom during his infamous Hall of Fame speech.

That’s about it. So I have no idea what sort of wedding gift she would like. But I do know something about Jordan, the most famous athlete of this generation (still). That’s why I’ve compiled a gift list for suggestions on what to give a guy that has it all:

 

1. A New NBA Team

OK, so this may be a bit difficult, but don’t you think Jordan would love to re-do the team he picked to put millions of dollars in?

The Bobcats have the most vanilla roster in the league and their best player is a 6'0'', 170-pound shooting guard that has two NBA games to his name.

Even the Wizards would have been a better pick.

 

2. Lifetime Supply of Swisher Sweets

What brand of cigars does Jordan smoke? No clue, but who doesn’t love the taste of stale tobacco flooding your taste buds?

The best part of all; it comes in strawberry and grape flavors, too!

 

3. Gift Certificate to Harrah’s Casino

This is a gift you know he’ll use (and lose). One hundred-percent guaranteed.

 

4. A Regular Hat

Have you seen MJ in public lately? He is trying to be a 25-year-old again with his fedora’s and golf hats.

 

Why can’t he just rock the tradition ball cap with the Jordan logo on it? That look never fails and I bet he gets a pretty good deal on it.

Or is it weird to put a logo of yourself on top of your head?

 

5. Golf Lessons From Tiger Woods

At this point in the 48-year-olds life, golf is at the top of his priority list. The most competitive athlete of all time is honing his skills constantly, but needs a lesson from the best in the business if he plans on beating Charles Barkley with any consistency.  

But the lessons have to stay on the golf course. No advice on late night activities from Woods. 

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Source: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1003128-michael-jordan-engaged-5-gift-ideas-for-mjs-wedding

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